Miami zombie attack prankI probably laughed more than I should have.
fdsjhgteksjrhsgket the bike i died omfg
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H O W ?!
Holy shit
I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.
My god.
my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?
Gets me every time… Lmfao.
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
